30-Second Fairytale

Once upon a night I had two of the seven dwarfs crawl into my bed: Sleepy and Tossy-Turney.  Usually the overgrown dwarf, Grumpy, is there but he had to work late, so I allowed the other two to occupy his space.  I began the night as Sleeping Beauty, but as the night wore on, felt more like Pinocchio, being pulled in every direction by a two-foot-tall puppet master who can't lie still.  I kept waking up and, as a result, did not sleep well and woke up like Rumplestiltskin after he found out the princess guessed his name. 

Men Suck When They're Sick

I am a firm believer that the funniest stories are the true ones. And although this clip (which I originally saw on the Dr.Phil show) is not an actual true story, it rings true for women everywhere. Watch it and laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ


You may also like: "Sick Day":  http://motherhoodhonestly.blogspot.com/2010/01/sick-day.html