30-Second Fairytale

Once upon a night I had two of the seven dwarfs crawl into my bed: Sleepy and Tossy-Turney.  Usually the overgrown dwarf, Grumpy, is there but he had to work late, so I allowed the other two to occupy his space.  I began the night as Sleeping Beauty, but as the night wore on, felt more like Pinocchio, being pulled in every direction by a two-foot-tall puppet master who can't lie still.  I kept waking up and, as a result, did not sleep well and woke up like Rumplestiltskin after he found out the princess guessed his name.