Hello, All. Yes, I understand it's been a while and I agree, it is about damn time. I know my parenting follies make for great entertainment and I realize that I have an undeclared responsibility to disclose these mishappenings so that others may learn from them...or just laugh. And I'm fine with that.
Anywho, those who have children, those who might have children and those who will ever be in the company of children should all be aware of :
Rule of Parenting #1: Always Be on Your Toes.
If your kids have not bothered you with something for the past 10 minutes, don't be so quick to kick up your feet with a fruity little umbrella drink and a book. They are up to something. I repeat: THEY ARE UP TO SOMETHING. And the smaller they are, the quicker they are. Kids can take a whole city down with 10 unsupervised minutes and a box of crayons.
The Crime
Peripheral Damage
The Signature
The Evidence 
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