Dear Inconsiderate Mother,
I just wanted to send you a little note to say "Thank You" for bringing your watery-eyed, runny-nosed child to play group the other day. It was a pleasure to listen to him cry miserably because he did not feel well and wanted you to just take him home. The snot/drool combo he left on the tables and chairs was delightful, and the way you kept yelling at him to "Just stop crying already," is something to be admired. We should all be so quick-witted as you were to make the great decision to bring your virus-riddled child to a public setting where other children can get sick. Now I get to have a watery-eyed, runny-nosed child of my own. Kudos to you.
Sincerely,
Melissa
Who am I?
- Melissa
- I am a full-time mother with a lot going on and enough of a sense of humor to keep myself from going crazy!
OMG.. don't you hate that! Happens all the time.. I work at a school and I swear some people will give their kids Tylenol knowing they had a 103 fever and send them off for all the rest of us to get! LOVELY! MAKES ME CRAZY!! LOVE YOUR BLOG.. YOU HAVE GOT TALENT GIRL! you should submit it to magazines hunny, it would take off because its all so true, real , and how so many real moms feel!
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